The Fictionary was created in 1999 by JP and Drew out of complete boredom. The fictionary is a collection of words not found in the English language, but should be. Over the years many people have contributed to this fake dictionary creating words and supporting the old website. Recently the web space was canceled and the fictionary was deemed finally dead, but out of popular demand many people requested we put the website back up. We decided to put the final copy of the fictionary so people can still enjoy it. However note as of right now we have lost interest in the fictionary and this website will not be updated... Maybe one day it may live again.

A
abarralypse n.
When a situation is either not worth pursuing, warrants going home or would eventually lead to being over. 1. We could see it in Drew's face an ABARRALYPSE was eminent.

absenspeak v.
When you attempt to speak with an individual who is not present. 1. I was ABSENSPEAKING with Mathew.

accsack v.
The act of an individual accidentally hitting himself in the scrotum. 1. Pablo attempted to mount the horse, but ACCSACKED himself in the process.

affarible adj.
A person who appears to be good looking from a distance but is actually ugly. 1. The AFFARIBLE woman made me cringe as she approached.

analize v.
The act of sculpting or molding an object into the shape of an anus. 1. Juan was ANALIZING his mashed potatoes.

antigift n.
An unexplainable nothingness in the place of a gift. 1. This holiday season give your loved ones an ANTIGIFT.

antienstationment n.
The process in which an individual attempts to park a vessel in a physically inadequate location. 1. Mat and Drew were extremely amused whilst witnessing the Mercury Town Car attempting an ANTIENSTATIONMENT.

aquatalk v.
The act in which individuals attempt to hold a conversation whilst being submerged in liquid. 1. Phil and Cheryl AQUATALKED.

arboreeze n.
The wind that effects objects that venture above the tree line. 1. Drew refused to play golf because of all theARBOREEZE.

arbic adj.
To possess tree-like characteristics. 1. Mr Oak is ARBIC.

areaspace n.
Any area of space, anywhere. 1. Mat was told to clean the AREASPACE behind the bikes.

asscratchitarious adj.
Describing one who scratches their gluteus muscle vigorously and fequently, in a violent manner. 1. Alex was known to be a very ASSCRATCHITARIOUS individual.

B
besibilating v.
Making friends with your siblings while in high school. 1. Kyle BESIBILATED his brother only to be rejected.

billenium n.
Two thousand and one third years. 1. Homer lived through several BILLENIA.

biplode v.
To explode twice. 1. I hate it when my micromachines BIPLODE.

boarth v.
To die from boredom. 1. My friend Jim BOARTHED.

boinglap v.
To clap while jumping. 1. Drew became so excited that he began BOINGLAPPING.

bumbo adj.
Describing anything that is of a greater size than jumbo, and takes the form of a box. 1. Burger Palace served french fries in four sizes inclusing BUMBO.

bung adj.
An seemingly useful piece of rubber which has no actuall use. 1. You can't beat Hugo's House of Horror without using BUNG.

burgonias adj.
Burgers to the max! 1. These hamburgers are BURGONIAS.

busdriverly adv.
To behave with extreme conviction, racial tension and anger. 1. Drew was reprimanded BUSDRIVERLY.

C
cajungering v.
When an individual accidentally masturbates in the presence of one's mother. Brian was CAJUNGERING in the family room.

camelltopoly n.
A third world country where camels are used as currency. 1. Iraq is a CAMELLTOPOLY.

chizwilderment n.
Not understanding why an individual would be using a chisel in a certain situation. 1. JP answered the phone in great CHIZWILDERMENT.

circumonudom n.
Any structure capable but not soley built for the purpose of a navigational aid. 1. At the Pen Center the information desk proved to be a valuable CIRCUMONUDOM.

clayulsion n.
A disorder where an individual is constantly thinking about clay. 1. During art class Hansel gave into her CLAYULSION.

clevumb adj.
Both ingenious and idiotic. 1. I kept losing my cordless phone so I tied a rope to it, it was a CLEVUMB idea.

cockaapop v.
To ingest a frozen treat as though it were a phalice. 1. Phil gagged while COCKAAPOPING.

coinunking v.
To secrete change as a natural defense. 1. When scared, John jumped and started COINUNKING.

craz n.
Someone who is in the beginning stages of insanity. 1. It is believed that JP is CRAZ.

crotchantine v.
To quarantine a dirty man-crotch. 1. Kyle smelt so badly he needed to be CROTCHANTINED.

cropaholic n.
One who is addicted to the cropping of computer wallpaper on the Windows operating system, resulting in sporadic square images on the screen. 1. Desmond is enrolled in focus groups to help his CROPAHOLISM.

crustache n.
A mustache made out of pieces of food. 1. Kevin had a thick CRUSTACHE after lunch.

D
derk n.
The combination of a dumb-ass and a jerk. 1. You my friend are a DERK.

dictacrescendo n.
The point in a techno song in which the obligatory old movie quote is spoken. 1. Every good techno song has a timely DICTACRESCENDO.

disopticognize v.
To see someone whom you think you know but you do not recognize. 1. JP, Mathew and Phil DISOPTICOGNIZEDa girl on the street car the other day.

disuniwareate adj.
Complete absence of desired goods. 1. On occasion Cash Converters is DISUNIWAREATE

doinky adj.
Small and useless. 1. Your phalice is DOINKY.

duremercantilist n.
An excessively aggressive and persuasive merchant. 1. At the piercing emporium Phil was confronted by a professional DUREMERCANTILIST.

drewdle n.
A name for a very effeminate person. 1. Drew's mom referred to him as DREWDLE.

dylonian n.
An individual twelve years of age or more who requires constant supervision. .1 Everyone was dissappointed when Rob couldn't go out because his brother was a DYLONIAN.

E
earlidor n.
An individual who arrives early to social engagements. 1. Brendon is a horrible EARLIDOR.

econocellular adj.
Describing any cell or battery that is inexpensive. 1. Those Panaplus batteries are extremely ECONOCELLUAR.

F
fapp v.
The act of striking someone with a deli product. 1. When Timmy didn't stop talking his dad FAPPED him with a large morsel of smoked turkey.

farpplause n.
An instance wherein a person applauds an individual with a , or a fart-like noise which sounds like applause. 1. JP provided some FARPPLAUSE for the performing artist.

fatomizer n.
A complex machine which makes an individual's food cook. 1. For dinner Hector enjoyed a FATOMIZED leg of lamb.

familalack v.
The inability to recognize an individual. 1. The boys were FAMILALACKED on the bus when they had trouble figuring out where they knew the bus driver from.

femflong v.
The act of throwing females. 1. In the movie I saw, there was much FEMFLONGING.

fictaspeak n.
The language of the Fictionary (see FICTIONARY) user. 1. There are only a few people in the world who are fluent FICTASPEAK.

fictionary n.
A falsified lexicon. 1. Drew and JP created a FICTIONARY.

fing v.
The act of imitating any asian language. 1. JP was finging a convenience store owner.

finspond v.
The act of giving an individual the middle finger in response to a question. 1. Toby was FINSPONDED to by his room mates when he asked for a fresh towel.

freagle n.
The resulting stroke value when an individual scores an eagle in Frisbee golf. 1. If Drew makes this next shot, he'll get a freagle.

friginatal adj.
Being associated with giving birth to ice. 1. The doctor was expecting a baby boy but the birth turned out to be FRIGINATAL.

fudgache n.
A sickness of the stomach due to the over consumption of fudge. 1. Mathew suffered a FUDGACHE at the fair.

funnerer adj.
That which is more fun. 1. Yes, this twisty slide is FUNNERER than that straight one over there.

fuoat n.
A type of goat which which has the ability to produce fudge. 1. Kate's FUOAT made it possible for her to share plenty of fudge.

G
gabriock v.
When a bird starts to choke on it's food 1. The pigeon GABRIOCKED on a hotdog bun.

gimmungas adj.
Something that is too big to describe. 1. The plant was GIMMUNGAS

gelopius adj.
Hippo like. 1. That man was GELOPIUS.

gnicar v.
The act of racing in a backwards manner. 1. I feel like GNICARING.

H
homility v.
An act of accidental homosexuality. .1 Touching another mans hand while walking is HOMILITY.

homofartanic n.
A human that dwells on a secluded island and has convinced him/herself that he/she is a leopard. 1. That retired army officer has become a HOMOLEOPARD.

hoovra n.
Something that can hover. 1. Sammy drove his HOOVRA to work.

I
icenonnict adj.
Describing a person or persons who are addicted to purchasing concessions from an ice cream truck. 1. Mat is an ICENONNICT and chased after the truck down the street.

idioizza n.
An individual who believed they are getting a deal when in reality they are not. 1. Mat bought the pizza very cheap but found out later that it was licked by JP, Mat is an IDIOIZZA.

inogpleado adj.
To be disguised as a Scottish person. 1. Billy was INCOGPLEADO as he spoke to his friend.

J
justifornication n.
An argument meant to justify why someone should participate in sexual relations with you. 1. Jack's JUSTIFORNICATION with Jill was going well until he told her about his embarrassing medical condition.

K
konfrubliblia adj.
The stage before hallucination about squirrels. 1. After surgery Alex was perscribed drugs that made her experience KONFRUBLIBLIA.

knowpository n.
A heavily fortified information desk that usually resembles a military bunker. 1. The mall's KNOWPOSITORY was designed to repel knowledge-hungry shoppers.

L
laughtard v.
To laugh at something which does not make any concievable sense. 1. Stacy LAUGHTARDED at the dancing, hockey
playing hamster.

leasit v.
The act of not leaning and not sitting. 1. Cheryl was LEASITTING on a wierd sized rock.

lodgitation v.
Jamming your fist into. 1. I have LODGITATED your Jello.

loghornma n.
Someone who has become educated about lagoons. 1. Phil is a LOGHORNMA and takes tons of wildlife photographs.

M
malfallicious adj.
A severe stumble resulting in a collision and no acknowledgement of embarrassment. 1. The woman fell into the bike rack MALFALLICIOUSLY causing much coffee spillage.

malvio n.
A terrible movie. 1. Drew wanted to watch a MAVIO so everyone left his house.

maxaphelion n.
The greatest possible distance between any two points. 1. Cam decided it would be advantageous to follow the MAXAPHELIONEST route to get home.

minimax adj.
Minimum to the max. 1. Your genitals are MINIMAX.

monovox v.
Doing an impression of more than said persons in a single voice. 1. Wendy was trying to make fun of her family when she began MONOVOXING.

morncurse n.
Someone who wakes up in the morning and starts swearing immediately. 1. Paul was the kind of guy who would MONOCURSE.

multipace n.
Walking with varying speeds. 1. The man who lives in the subway has quite the MULTIPACE.

N
nanaminal n.
A microscopic animal. 1. The sign says 'Don't feed the NANAMINALS'.

nambitious adj.
Having almost no ambition. 1. This morning I felt very NAMBITIOUS.

ninjealous adj.
To be jealous of another's ninjas. 1. Bob was very NINJEALOUS of Sue.

nipez n.
Wearing a tank top on a cold day. 1. The girl at the mall clearly did not expect the weather would be so cold and was stuck with NIPEZ.

nodalific adj.
Lacking mental capacity. 1. That man over there walking into the wall is very NODALIFIC.

nodunerd adj.
Someone who doesn't speak French, yet watches many French programs on television. Sarah's NODUNERDIC tendencies are very evident as she watches Pingu.

noonison adj.
The state of being not in unison motion. 1. Strangers often walk in NOONISON

nostrovom v.
The act of vomiting through ones nose. 1. That beer made me NOSTROVOM.

O
omnivator n.
A means of transportation which can travel on any axis including but not exclusively to the wideways axis. 1. Could you please park my OMNIVATOR sir.

ona n.
An animal of a non traditional phylum. 1. Mr. Grebe kept his ONA in his basement.

orsumate v.
The act of consuming through any orphus other than your mouth. 1. I enjoy ORSUMATING beans.

optiminimum adj.
The most advantageous degree or level. 1. It is the OPTIMINIMUM time for us to breed.

P
pantsement n.
Political facilities in which pants are prohibited. 1. In the PANTSEMENT several by-laws were passed.

penfared adj.
Describing a device that can penetrate walls through means or infared. 1. That converter is not PENFARED.

pillobundant adj.
An area containing a high concentration of pillows. 1. The couch was lush and very PILLOBUNDANT.

psychoeggtosis v. The act of eating a raw egg. 1. One of the kids in room 608 PSYCHOEGGTOSISED every night.

printamate n.
A primates fingerprints. 1. Drew watched a show where a zoo keeper took PRINTIMATES.

privaluscent adj.
Describing any private body part that glows. 1. That bugs abdomen is very PRIVALUSCENT.

pubar n.
Objects that do not require a push to operate. 1. The door on the bus used a PUBAR system.

Q
quantamccaninity n.
A canine disease that causes insanity. 1. Max the dog is seemingly nice but has QUANTAMCCANINITY.

R
raggot adj.
A racist biggot. 1. Wow that man is the biggest RAGGOT I've ever seen. rhinoculist n. One who posseses an extremely sensitive sense of smell. 1. I am a RHINOCULIST and can smell a rain storm.

robobot n.
A robotic robot. 1. The kid was playing with his ROBOBOT while his mother yelled at him to get it out of the house.

roterly adv.
To do while spinning. 1. I dress ROTERLY.

S
salarian n.
An individual who enjoys vegetarian salads. 1. Alison is a hardcore SALARIAN.

saobos n.
A homeless person who fights crime. 1. Lobo the hobo is a SAOBOS.

scratchatorium n.
A place to gather and scratch. 1. I am itchy, let us travel to the SCRATCHATORIUM.

scwoosh v.
To utter deficating sounds orally. 1. Bobby, stop SCWOOSHING in class.

seminstain adj.
A burning pain in the colon caused by sitting on a fence. 1. I can't walk today I have SEMINSTAIN.

sexcellent n.
Used during excitement but with sexual intentions. 1. 'Would you like to meet for dinner?' 'That would be most SEXCELLENT.

shootalatuna v.
The act of shooting tuna from a canon. 1. That was a lot of fun SHOOTALATUNAING that car.

shpand v.
To shrink and expand simultaneously. 1. Some say the universe is SHPANDING.

simgentold adj.
Combination of being a midget and aging too quicly. 1. The drummer in the band was SIMGENTOLD.

sitnesnd n.
Someone who would prefer to take a bath rather than a shower. 1. Phil became a SITNESNDER.

skizm v.
To shake violently and make undiscribable noises during excitement. 1. Watch out, Kyle is SKIZMING.

smaox n.
An odour that is emitted from a cardboard box. 1. I don't know what that smell is, it must be SMAOX.

smegma n.
Fluid from the body that decays rapidly. 1. I walked into Jeff's room and there was SMEGMA everywhere.

socilution n.
A socially acceptable solution. 1. Free Mega Death concert tickets are a SOCILUTION to poverty in trailer parks.

sornbert v.
To cough and sneeze at the simultaneously. 1. I can't stop SORNBERTING.

spants n.
Pants that are a few inches shorter than normal or short pants. 1. Today Greg wore his SPANTS even though I told himnot to.

spickarse adj.
An area severely lacking toothpicks. 1. The carnival had a lot of fudge but was also very SPICKARSE.

squirreldum v.
The daily events of a squirrel. 1. Joe completed his SQUIRRELDUM before returning home to his crackers.

stupopia n.
A game of strategy played in East Africa. 1. I challenge you to a game of STUPOPIA.

sufflatuate v.
To secretly excrete gas from one's rectum. 1. Many subway passengers attempted to SUFFLATUATE in order to avoid the embarrassment.

sulniac n.
One who is addicted to sulking. 1. Your daughter is too much of a SULNIAC for me.

T
techopolis n.
A city inhabited by robots alone. 1. Tron is an example of a TECHOPOLIS.

technicana n.
The culture of a Techopolis. 1. Tron is rich in TECHNICANA.

thermophobe n.
One who has a fear of heat or humidity. 1. Phil was regarded as a THERMOPHOBE due to his southern belle nature.

thubin v.
Attending clubs and playing basketball in the same day. 1. Phil decided to wear his suede shoes because he was planning on THUBIN.

U
ulnia n.
Any nameless body part. 1. Your ULNIA is showing.

uncafeterialized adj.
A district in which no facilites that pertain to eating or drinking are present. 1. Mat wanted to sit down and eat somewhere but he soon realized that the region was UNCAFTERIALIZED.

unribested adv.
Someone who is highly uninterested in rib fests. 1. Drew was very UNRIBESTED on Saturday.

V
velonia n.
An addiction to speed. 1. My friend is a VELONIAC.

vertilinetrampolist n.
An individual who is extremely passionate towards and highly talented on a trampoline. 1. At the Taste of Danforth we witnessed a VERTILINETRAMPOLIST perform an inverted 360.

vengorian n.
A professional street vendor. 1. I purchased a hotdog from a VENGORIAN.

W
waibus n.
Waiting for a bus for an extremely ling period of time. The WAIBUS caused us to be late for our meeting.

whorrible adj.
Describing a very ugly prostitute. 1. That woman on the street corner looks WHORRIBLE.

widewamotion n.
Any movement along the wideways axis. 1. The passengers were having trouble standing in the subway car due to its extreme WIDEWAMOTION.

wideways adv.
To go to the side. 1. The woman began to move WIDEWAYS.

wonk n.
Something that is wierdly shapen. 1. That clay pot has a high level of WONKNESS.